Capri Sun Quotes

Glancing up, I meet her gaze. “You can work on that mouth of yours.” “What’s wrong with it?” “It’s running a little rough. Nothing a face-fucking can’t fix, though.” Her eyes widen. “Big words for a guy who drinks Capri Sun.” I try to keep a straight face, but I crack at that, letting out a laugh. “Got me there.

See if she can stick her own straw in a Capri Sun (this should be on state testing).

You would think that I'd be a bit more comfortable talking about sex, now that I'd had it and all. You would also think that at my age I would be able to successfully insert the straw into a Capri sun juice pouch. I was 0-2 there.

Jess liked all of her liquor to taste like aluminum pouches of Capri Sun.

Dr. Deol about his son’s third-grade teacher, who still thinks Pluto is a planet; nod as Dr. Sader sips on a Capri Sun while rambling about dark matter being not a clump but a smoothly distributed wavy superfluid. It’s going well, I tell myself

I don’t think you bought enough beer,” my dad commented in Spanish. I shot him a look over my shoulder as I poured another two bags of ice over the bottles. “Pa, it’s Josh’s birthday. Nobody needs to be getting drunk. Come on. I bought like half the sodas, waters, and juice boxes that the grocery store carried. Everyone can get Capri Sun wasted if they want.

Like I said, everyone has an Achilles’ heel. Nancy’s is pretty obvious.” Luc stabbed a straw through his Capri Sun. “There’s only one thing that she cares about in this whole entire world, that she’d throw her family in front of a tank for—if she even has a family, because I’m pretty sure she was hatched from an egg—and it’s those baby Origins.

Holy shit. How did going to the pet store to buy a hamster cage turn into being chased by vampires who wanted to suck the juice out of me like a human Capri Sun?

They poke their little straws into your Capri Sun soul and they suck.

Much to my discredit and shame, I had found that Iudas had taken my advice and hung himself. With a length of rope he went out to a high hill and did himself in. In the heat of the sun his insides burst over the valley floor, and now the locals are calling the place Hakeldama which means ‘the field of blood’’. Barabbas Bar Jesus gave up on the slavery business, fell in with the disciples, changed his name to Barnabas and went to Antioch to start a church. Tiberius Caesar being of great age and paranoia began bringing in people on various charges weather substantiated or not, starting with his advisors. With his popularity waning, Tiberius retired to the island of Capri and left his authority to General Sejanus who with great enthusiasm kept up with the treason trials.

My gaze flickers between her and the Capri Sun. “Thanks, shortcake.” She smiles widely, her voice soft as she says, “You’re welcome.

They’re lured right to her lair to be sucked dry like Capri-Suns.

The closest I got to fine wine when I was growing up was a Capri Sun that had been left by the radiator.

It is impossible to look serious while drinking a capri-sun.

Like is really an understatement in this case because I fucking love the taste of his blood. It’s the best thing I’ve ever tasted, and I’d like to pack it into little Capri Sun pouches and sip on that shit all day, every day.

Was it possible that Alex had actually been sipping a Capri Sun as he grabbed the guns and headed down to the kennels? The notion seemed almost too bizarre to contemplate—a father sipping a sweet children’s drink through a straw just before slaughtering his wife and son.