Cabbage Funny Quotes

Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip? well, pardon me Signor Cabbage-Head!

You like the gentleman, then?" said Muna. "I don't dislike him," said Henrietta unpromisingly. [...] "I don't dislike cabbage," Muna found herself saying, "but I should not consider marrying it. Not disliking seems a poor foundation for future happiness.

To help safeguard her, I remained a vigilant bather and hand-washer. I also made sure we didn't share cups or utensils and I took strict care not to poo in her mouth, even at night.

went back out to the garden at the side of the cottage where she grew vegetables: peas, beans, and cabbages. As she dug at the sturdy deep roots of a dock leaf, her hens saw her, and came rushing up from the shoreline. They scratched companionably, looking for worms and little insects in the turned earth, clucking contentedly at Alinor, and she scolded them gently. “You go down to the shore, don’t you scrape up my plants.” One copper-brown hen pecked up a little worm and made a funny grunting noise of appreciation.

Mon pauvre petit chou, you say, fanning her with a banana leaf. My poor little cabbage.

Laurie, you're hopeless.' It was only then that she saw the twinkling in his eye and realized he was teasing her. She blushed. 'You're teasing. You're awful. A horrible bore.' He winked. 'At least I'm not a cabbage. At least I'm not Professor Bore.' 'At least that,' she said, smiling into her tea. 'Odious fellow.

Did You Know Certain foods make you more likely to fart? The top six culprits are cauliflower, beans, bell peppers, corn, milk, and cabbage.