Buddy Hackett Quotes

My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Don't carry a grudge; while you're carrying a grudge, the other guy's out dancing.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

I went into the lunchroom. A stocky young girl in a soiled green jumper sat at a table reading a fan magazine. She got up slowly when the screen door creaked. She had enormous breasts and she looked like Buddy Hackett.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices; take it or leave it.

We ran into an old friend of mine. A former Ghost Ops buddy, Vander Norcross. He’s taking care of the cleanup.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

I actually visited the Palomar Observatory to look through that famous telescope. And as I looked back into billions of years of history from that device, I could not find a single reason why this goddamn club is giving a dinner for a son of a bitch like Buddy Hackett.” It