Bros Before Girls Quotes

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It’s always ‘girl-bros before man-hoes.’ Sorry, dude.
Morgan Bridges (Once You're Mine (Possessing Her, #1))
What’s going on, chick?” she asks, taking a drink. She knows that when Johnnie comes out, something bad has happened. I suck on my teeth and shake my head. She cringes at the burn of whiskey, waiting for me to say more. I glance down at my bracelet. “My past caught up with me.” She slides the bottle back my way. “Need me to hurt someone?” she asks, dead serious. She and I are as close as friends come, and we have been since senior year of high school. And at the core of our friendship is a pact of sorts: nothing’s going to drag her towards the future she doesn’t want, and nothing’s going drag me back into the past I’ve worked to forget. Nothing. I huff out a laugh. “Eli’s already beaten you to it.” “Eli?” she says, raising an eyebrow. “Girl, I’m hurt. Hoes before bros, remember?” “I didn’t ask him to get involved. I broke up with him, and then he got involve—” “What!” She grabs the table. “You broke up with him? When were you going to tell me?” “Today. I was going to tell you today.” She’s shaking her head. “Bitch, you should’ve called me.” “I was busy ending a relationship.” She falls back into her seat. “Shit girl, Eli’s going to stop giving us a discount.” “That’s what your most upset by?” I say, taking another swig of whiskey. “No,” she says. “I’m happy you grew a vagina and broke up with him. He deserves better.” “I’m going to throw this bottle of whiskey at you.” She holds her hands up to placate me. “I’m kidding. But seriously, are you okay?” I barely stop myself from looking at my computer screen again. I exhale. “Honestly? I have no fucking clue.
Laura Thalassa (Rhapsodic (The Bargainer, #1))
We first need to ask him—does he want the girl back? That’s how this goes. I’ve seen it many times. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, boy is a jackass and loses girl, boy confides in bros and tells them what a jackass he is, then boy CONFESSES his need for girl, and boy creates action plan with bros to get girl back. We need the confession before we can move on.
Meghan Quinn (Kiss and Don't Tell (The Vancouver Agitators, #1))
That blasted talking sword is still here,” Durandal growled. “So you are,” Dolton grunted. “You know my policy, Jacob. You and I can do business, but the talking sword needs to leave.” “What am I going to do? Walk out on my own two legs? News flash! I don’t have legs!” Durandal paused as Jacob unstrapped the sheath from around his back. “H-hey, Partner? You’re not actually going to listen to this guy, are you?” “Sorry,” Jacob said in a completely unapologetic tone. “But Enyo needs daggers, so you’ve gotta go.” “What?! You mean that you’re abandoning me for the girl!” “Only temporarily.” “Whatever happened to bros before hoes?!
Brandon Varnell (Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1 (Journey of a Betrayed Hero, #1))