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A self important college freshman was walking along the beach philosophizing to anyone who would listen, when he came across an old man minding his own business in the shade.
He made it clear to the old man that it was impossible for the old man's generation to understand the new regime. The new generation, the young Turks.
You grew up in a different world, the student said, and a pretty primitive one. The youth of today grew up with television, jet speed travel, space travel, man walked on the moon. We have nuclear energy, super tankers, and smartphones, broadband internet systems, and so much more.
The old man thought for a second, and then responded, you're right son, we didn't have those things when we were young, that's why we invented them, for arrogant little shits like you. What have you got planned for the next generation?
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