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The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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Life before Death.
Strength before Weakness.
Journey before Destination.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny.
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Brandon Sanderson (Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians (Alcatraz, #1))
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Elend: I kind of lost track of timeβ¦
Breeze: For two hours?
Elend: There were books involved.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2))
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You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.
- Breeze
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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It's easy to believe in something when you win all the time...The losses are what define a man's faith.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2))
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But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am hope.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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Honor is dead. But I'll see what I can do.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.
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Brandon Mull (Fablehaven (Fablehaven, #1))
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Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing.
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Brandon Sanderson (Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3))
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Sometimes the prize is not worth the costs. The means by which we achieve victory are as important as the victory itself.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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Our belief is often strongest when it should be weakest. That is the nature of hope.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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I've always been very confident in my immaturity.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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To lack feeling is to be dead, but to act on every feeling is to be a child.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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There's always another secret.' -Kelsier
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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The most important step a man can take. It's not the first one, is it?
It's the next one. Always the next step, Dalinar.
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Brandon Sanderson (Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3))
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Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.
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Brandon Sanderson (Warbreaker)
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Somehow, we'll find it. The balance between whom we wish to be and whom we need to be. But for now, we simply have to be satisfied with who we are.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Hero of Ages (Mistborn, #3))
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Expectations were like fine pottery. The harder you held them, the more likely they were to crack.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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My behavior is nonetheless, deplorable. Unfortunately, I'm quite prone to such bouts of deplorability--take for instance, my fondness for reading books at the dinner table.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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Somebody has to start. Somebody has to step forward and do what is right, because it is right.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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I'm not really sure why. But... do you stop loving someone just because they betray you? I don't think so. That's what makes the betrayal hurt so much - pain, frustration, anger... and I still loved her. I still do.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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To love the journey is to accept no such end. I have found, through painful experience, that the most important step a person can take is always the next one.
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Brandon Sanderson (Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3))
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Accept the pain, but don't accept that you deserved it.
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Brandon Sanderson (Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3))
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Good men don't become legends," he said quietly.
"Good men don't need to become legends." She opened her eyes, looking up at him. "They just do what's right anyway.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2))
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I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword."
She raised an eyebrow.
"Sharp as hell," Lightsong said, "but lacking a point.
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Brandon Sanderson (Warbreaker)
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By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a writer's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry...
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Brandon Sanderson (Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians (Alcatraz, #1))
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If you give up what you want most for what you think you should want more, you'll end up miserable.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Hero of Ages (Mistborn, #3))
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And so, does the destination matter? Or is it the path we take? I declare that no accomplishment has substance nearly as great as the road used to achieve it. We are not creatures of destinations. It is the journey that shapes us. Our callused feet, our backs strong from carrying the weight of our travels, our eyes open with the fresh delight of experiences lived.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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I will take responsibility for what I have done,β Dalinar whispered. βIf I must fall, I will rise each time a better man.
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Brandon Sanderson (Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3))
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Men rarely see their own actions as unjustified.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?β
βDumb luck,β Wit said. βIn that Iβm lucky youβre all so dumb.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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If you're always on time, it implies that you never have anything better you should be doing.
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Brandon Sanderson
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People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.
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Brandon Sanderson (Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians (Alcatraz, #1))
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...A man can only stumble for so long before he either falls or stands up straight.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2))
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I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, andβif youβre not carefulβthose lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.
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Brandon Sanderson
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Unknowing ignorance is preferable to informed stupidity.
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Brandon Sanderson (Warbreaker)
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Do not let your assumptions about a culture block your ability to perceive the individual, or you will fail.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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Strength does not make one capable of rule; it makes one capable of service.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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In the end, all men die. How you lived will be far more important to the Almighty than what you accomplished.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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Belief isn't simply a thing for fair times and bright days...What is belief - what is faith - if you don't continue in it after failure?...Anyone can believe in someone, or something that always succeeds...But failure...ah, now, that is hard to believe in, certainly and truly. Difficult enough to have value. Sometimes we just have to wait long enough...then we find out why exactly it was that we kept believing...There's always another secret.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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Ah, the outdoors,' Shallan said. 'I visited that mythical place once.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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Belief?"
"Yes," Sazed said. "Tell me, Mistress. What is it that you believe?"
Vin frowned. "What kind of question is that?"
"The most important kind, I think.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2))
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He saw it in her eyes. The anguish, the frustration. The terrible nothing that clawed inside and sought to smother her. She knew. It was there, inside. She had been broken.
Then she smiled. Oh, storms. She smiled anyway.
It was the single most beautiful thing heβd seen in his entire life.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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The only time you seem honest is when youβre insulting someone!β
βThe only honest things I can say to you are insults.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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You sent him to the sky to die, assassin," Kaladin said, Stormlight puffing from his lips, "but the sky and the winds are mine. I claim them, as I now claim your life.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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The mark of a great man is one who knows when to set aside the important things in order to accomplish the vital ones.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Alloy of Law (Mistborn, #4))
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A man was defined not by his flaws, but by how he overcame them.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2))
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A man can only lead when others accept him as their leader, and he has only as much authority as his subjects give to him. All of the brilliant ideas in the world cannot save your kingdom if no one will listen to them.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2))
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We follow the codes not because they bring gain, but because we loathe the people we would otherwise become.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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The question,β she replied, βis not whether you will love, hurt, dream, and die. It is what you will love, why you will hurt, when you will dream, and how you will die. This is your choice. You cannot pick the destination, only the path.
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Brandon Sanderson (Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3))
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Ten spears go to battle," he whispered, "and nine shatter. Did the war forge the one that remained? No, Amaran. All the war did was identify the spear that would not break.
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Brandon Sanderson (Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3))
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Lately, I feel like my life is a book written in a language I don't know how to read.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Hero of Ages (Mistborn, #3))
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Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone.
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Brandon Sanderson (Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3))
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As I fear not a child with a weapon he cannot lift, I will never fear the mind of a man who does not think.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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Drink the milk.
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Brandon Mull (Fablehaven (Fablehaven, #1))
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Every man is a hero of his own story.
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Brandon Sanderson (Warbreaker)
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Never throw the first punch. If you have to throw the second, try to make sure they don't get up for a third.
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Brandon Sanderson (Steelheart (Reckoners, #1))
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We humans are conflicted beings. Our beliefs don't always harmonize with our instincts, and our behavior doesn't always reflect our beliefs. ... We wage war between the person we are and the person we hope to become.
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I ain't grouchy,β Teft snapped. βI just have a low threshold for stupidity.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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Elend smiled. "Oh, come on. You have to admit that you're unusual, Vin. You're like some strange mixture of a noblewoman, a street urchin, and a cat. Plus, you've mangaged - in our short three years together - to kill not only my god, but my father, my brother, and my fiancΓ©e. That's kind of like a homicidal hat trick.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Hero of Ages (Mistborn, #3))
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Remember, the past need not become our future as well.
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Brandon Sanderson (Elantris (Elantris, #1))
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Authority doesn't come from a rank.," Kaladin said, fingering the spheres in his pocket.
"Where does it come from?"
"From the men who give it to you. That's the only way to get it.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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Choices determine character.
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Brandon Mull (Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary (Fablehaven, #4))
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The right belief is like a good cloak, I think. If it fits you well, it keeps you warm and safe. The wrong fit however, can suffocate.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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This is life, and I will not lie by saying every day will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a very different thing to say. That is truth.
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Brandon Sanderson (Rhythm of War (The Stormlight Archive, #4))
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How do you 'accidentally' kill a noble man in his own mansion?"
"With a knife in the chest. Or, rather, a pair of knives in the chest...
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.
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This world, it is a tempest sometimes. But remember, the sun always rises again.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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Jasnah had once defined a fool as a person who ignored information because it disagreed with desired results.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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A woman's strength should not be in her role, whatever she chooses to be, but in the power to choose that role.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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I write these words in steel, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2))
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Thatβs the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin,β he said with a wink. βOnce youβre there, the only thing you can really do is leave again.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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That hat looks ridiculous.β
βFortunately, I can change hats,β Wayne said, βwhile you, sir, are stuck with that face.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Alloy of Law (Mistborn, #4))
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I don't talk to myself because I'm crazy."
"No?"
"I do it because I'm awesome.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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Words are where most change begins.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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Faith means that it doesn't matter what happens. You can trust that somebody is watching. Trust that somebody will make it all right.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Hero of Ages (Mistborn, #3))
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This is going to take a while. I'm a fantasy author. We have trouble with the concept of brevity.
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Too many of us take great pains with what we ingest through our mouths, and far less with what we partake of through our ears and eyes.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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Do you play football?' Brandon asks.
'No.'
'Baseball?'
'Nope.'
Brandon is on a roll and won't stop until he's found the answer he's looking for. 'Tennis?'
'That would be a nada'
'Then what sport do you play?'
Carlos puts down his food. Oh, no. He's got a rebellious gleam in his eye as he says, 'The horizontal tango.'
...Alex stands and says through chlenched teeth, 'Carlos let's talk. In private. Ahora.'
....Brandon turns to my dad with big, innocent eyes. 'Daddy, do you know how to do the horizontal tango?
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Simone Elkeles (Rules of Attraction (Perfect Chemistry, #2))
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When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.
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Brandon Mull (Grip of the Shadow Plague (Fablehaven, #3))
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Just because I do not accept the teachings of the devotaries does not mean I've discarded a belief in right and wrong."
"But the Almighty determines what is right!"
"Must someone, some unseen thing, declare what is right for it to be right? I believe that my own morality -- which answers only to my heart -- is more sure and true than the morality of those who do right only because they fear retribution.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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You get to choose who you are. Legacy, memories of the past, can serve us well. But we cannot let them define us. When heritage becomes a box instead of an inspiration, it has gone too far.
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Brandon Sanderson (Skyward (Skyward, #1))
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You're a very difficult person to manipulate, you know."
"Nonsense," he said. "You just have to promise me that I won't have to do a thing, and then I'll do anything you want."
"Anything?"
"Anything that doesn't require doing anything."
"That's nothing, then."
"Is it?"
"Yes."
"Well, that's something.
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Brandon Sanderson (Warbreaker)
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What? Is that boy crazy?"
"Most young men his age are somewhat crazy, I think," Sazed said with a smile. "However, this is hardly unexpected. Haven't you noticed how he stares at you when you enter a room?"
"I thought he was just creepy.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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You tried to help the people of the market. You mostly failed. This is life. The longer you live, the more you fail. Failure is the mark of a life well lived. In turn, the only way to live without failure is to be of no use to anyone. Trust me, I've practiced
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Brandon Sanderson (Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3))
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Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler."
Kelsier: Ah, but being an annoyance is something that I am very good at. In fact, I'm far more than just a 'mild' annoyance--people tell me I can be downright frustrating. Might as well use this talent for the cause of good, eh?
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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At first glance, the key and the lock it fits may seem very different," Sazed said. "Different in shape, different in function, different in design. The man who looks at them without knowledge of their true nature might think them opposites, for one is meant to open, and the other to keep closed. Yet, upon closer examination he might see that without one, the other becomes useless. The wise man then sees that both lock and key were created for the same purpose.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2))
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It will,β Wit said, βbut then it will get better. Then it will get worse again. Then better. This is life, and I will not lie by saying every day will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a very different thing to say. That is truth. I promise you, Kaladin: You will be warm again.
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Brandon Sanderson (Rhythm of War (The Stormlight Archive, #4))
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Authors also create lovable, friendly characters, then proceed to do terrible things to them, like throw them in unsightly librarian-controlled dungeons. This makes readers feel hurt and worried for the characters. The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties.
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Brandon Sanderson (Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians (Alcatraz, #1))
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Kaladin frowned. βWait. Are you wearing cologne? In prison?β
βWell, there was no need to be barbaric, just because I was incarcerated.β
βStorms, youβre spoiled,β Kaladin said, smiling.
βIβm refined, you insolent farmer,β Adolin said. Then he grinned. βBesides, Iβll have you know that I had to use cold water for my baths while here.β
βPoor boy.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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What did you put in the fire?" Kaladin said. "To make that special smoke?"
"Nothing. It was just and ordinary fire."
"But, I saw-"
"What you saw belongs to you. A story doesn't live until it is imagined in someone's mind."
"What does the story mean, then?"
"It means what you want it to mean," Hoid said. "The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think , but to give you questions to think upon. Too often, we forget that.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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The most important words a man can say are, βI will do better.β These are not the most important words any man can say. I am a man, and they are what I needed to say.
The ancient code of the Knights Radiant says βjourney before destination.β Some may call it a simple platitude, but it is far more. A journey will have pain and failure. It is not only the steps forward that we must accept. It is the stumbles. The trials. The knowledge that we will fail. That we will hurt those around us.
But if we stop, if we accept the person we are when we fall, the journey ends. That failure becomes our destination. To love the journey is to accept no such end. I have found, through painful experience, that the most important step a person can take is always the next one.
Iβm certain some will feel threatened by this record. Some few may feel liberated. Most will simply feel that it should not exist. I needed to write it anyway.
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Brandon Sanderson (Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3))
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Well, Vin says that there's something behind all this, right? Some evil force of doom or whatever? Well, if I were said force of doom, then I certainly wouldn't have used my powers to turn the land black. It just lacks flair. Red. Now, that would be an interesting color. Think of the possibilities--if the ash were red, the rivers would run like blood. Black is so monotonous that you can forget about it, but red--you'd always be thinking, 'Why, look at that. That hill is red. That evil force of doom trying to destroy me certainly has style.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Hero of Ages (Mistborn, #3))
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I ask of you your lives,β Elend said, voice echoing, βand your courage. I ask of you your faith, and your honorβyour strength, and your compassion. For today, I lead you to die. I will not ask you to welcome this event. I will not insult you by calling it well, or just, or even glorious. But I will say this.
βEach moment you fight is a gift to those in this cavern. Each second we fight is a second longer that thousands of people can draw breath. Each stroke of the sword, each koloss felled, each breath earned is a victory! It is a person protected for a moment longer, a life extended, an enemy frustrated!β
There was a brief pause.
βIn the end, they will kill us,β Elend said, voice loud, ringing in the cavern. βBut first, they shall fear us!
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Brandon Sanderson (The Hero of Ages (Mistborn, #3))
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What is a woman's place in this modern world? Jasnah Kholin's words read. I rebel against this question, though so many of my peers ask it. The inherent bias in the inquiry seems invisible to so many of them. They consider themselves progressive because they are willing to challenge many of the assumptions of the past.
They ignore the greater assumption--that a 'place' for women must be defined and set forth to begin with. Half of the population must somehow be reduced to the role arrived at by a single conversation. No matter how broad that role is, it will be--by-nature--a reduction from the infinite variety that is womanhood.
I say that there is no role for women--there is, instead, a role for each woman, and she must make it for herself. For some, it will be the role of scholar; for others, it will be the role of wife. For others, it will be both. For yet others, it will be neither.
Do not mistake me in assuming I value one woman's role above another. My point is not to stratify our society--we have done that far to well already--my point is to diversify our discourse.
A woman's strength should not be in her role, whatever she chooses it to be, but in the power to choose that role. It is amazing to me that I even have to make this point, as I see it as the very foundation of our conversation.
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Brandon Sanderson (Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive, #2))
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Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. 'I see that my period of intellectual respite has come to an end.'
Ham smiled. 'I thought up a couple beastly questions while I was gone, and I've been saving them just for you, Breeze.'
'I'm dying of anticipation,' Breeze said. He turned his cane toward Lestibournes. 'Spook, drink.'
Spook rushed over and fetched Breeze a cup of wine.
'He's such a fine lad,' Breeze noted, accepting the drink. 'I barely even have to nudge him Allomantically. If only the rest of you ruffians were so accommodating.'
Spook frowned. 'Niceing the not on the playing without.'
'I have no idea what you just said, child,' Breeze said. 'So I'm simply going to pretend it was coherent, then move on.'
Kelsier rolled his eyes. 'Losing the stress on the nip,' he said. 'Notting without the needing of care.'
'Riding the rile of the rids to the right,' Spook said with a nod.
'What are you two babbling about?' Breeze said testily.
'Wasing the was of brightness,' Spook said. 'Nip the having of wishing of this.'
'Ever wasing the doing of this,' Kelsier agreed.
'Ever wasing the wish of having the have,' Ham added with a smile. 'Brighting the wish of wasing the not.'
Breeze turned to Dockson with exasperation. 'I believe our companions have finally lost their minds, dear friend.'
Dockson shrugged. Then, with a perfectly straight face, he said, 'Wasing not of wasing is.
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Brandon Sanderson (Mistborn: The Final Empire (Mistborn, #1))
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I once saw a spindly man carrying a stone larger than his head upon his back. He stumbled beneath the weight, shirtless under the sun, wearing only a loincloth. He tottered down a busy thoroughfare. People made way for him. Not because they sympathized with him, but because they feared the momentum of his steps. You dare not impede one such as this. The monarch is like this man, stumbling along, the weight of a kingdom on his shoulders. Many give way before him, but so few are willing to step in and help carry the stone. They do not wish to attach themselves to the work, lest they condemn themselves to a life full of extra burdens. I left my carriage that day and took up the stone, lifting it for the man. I believe my guards were embarrassed. One can ignore a poor shirtless wretch doing such labor, but none ignore a king sharing the load. Perhaps we should switch places more often. If a king is seen to assume the burden of the poorest of men, perhaps there will be those who will help him with his own load, so invisible, yet so daunting.
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Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1))
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I needed to say something. Something romantic! Something to sweep her off her feet.
"Youβre like a potato!" I shouted after her. "In a minefield."
She froze in place. Then she spun on me, her face lit by a half-grown fruit. βA potato,β she said flatly. βThatβs the best you can do? Seriously?β
βIt makes sense,β I said. βListen. Youβre strolling through a minefield, worried about getting blown up. And then you step on something, and you think, βIβm dead.β But itβs just a potato. And youβre so relieved to find something so wonderful when you expected something so awful. Thatβs what you are. To me.β
βA potato.β
βSure. French fries? Mashed potatoes? Who doesnβt like potatoes?β
βPlenty of people. Why canβt I be something sweet, like a cake?β
βBecause cake wouldnβt grow in a minefield. Obviously.β
She stared down the hallway at me for a few moments, then sat on an overgrown set of roots.
Sparks. She seemed to be crying. Idiot! I thought at myself, scrambling through the foliage. Romantic. You were supposed to be romantic, you slontze! Potatoes werenβt romantic. I should have gone with a carrot.
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Brandon Sanderson (Firefight (The Reckoners, #2))