Matthew Woodring Stover (Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (Novelisations Book 4))
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There is no passion. There is solely obsession.
There is no knowledge. There is solely conviction.
There is no purpose. There is solely will.
There is nothing…
Only me.
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Daniel Wallace (Book of Sith: Secrets from the Dark Side)
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You’ve been off fighting the war in the Outer Rim. You don’t know what it’s been like, dealing with all the petty squabbles and special interests and greedy, grasping fools in the Senate, and Palpatine’s constant, cynical, ruthless maneuvering for power—he carves away chunks of our freedom and bandages the wounds with tiny scraps of security. And for what? Look at this planet, Obi-Wan! We have given up so much freedom—how secure do we look?
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Matthew Woodring Stover (Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (Novelisations Book 4))
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Let therefore nought that great is, therein glorie, / Sith so small thing his happiness may varie.
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Edmund Spenser (Complaints, Containing Sundrie Small Poems of the World's Vanitie (The English Experience, Its Record in Early Printed Books Published in Facsimile))
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Like truth, a sword can be used for good or evil, to protect or harm. The only difference between a Jedi’s lightsaber and that of a Sith is the blade color.
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Kevin S. Decker (Star Wars and Philosophy: More Powerful than You Can Possibly Imagine (Popular Culture and Philosophy Book 12))
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Here haue I cause, in men iust blame to find,
That in their proper prayse too partiall bee,
And not indifferent to woman kind,
To whom no share in armes and cheualrie
They do impart, ne maken memorie
Of their brave gestes and prowess martiall;
Scarse do they spare to one or two or three,
Rowme in their writs; yet the same writing small
Does all their deeds deface, and dims their glories all,
But by record of antique times I find,
That women wont in warres to beare most sway,
And to all great exploits them selues inclind:
Of which they still the girlond bore away,
Till enuious Men fearing their rules decay,
Gan coyne straight laws to curb their liberty;
Yet sith they warlike armes haue layd away:
They haue exceld in artes and policy,
That now we foolish men that prayse gin eke t'enuy.
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Edmund Spenser (The Faerie Queene, Books Three and Four)
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What do you call an evil leader digging a hole? Darth Spader What do you call Obi Wan eating crunchy toast? Obi Crumb What do call a padawan who likes to play computer games? i'Pad' me What do you call a starship pilot who likes to drink cocoa? Han Coco What starship is always happy to have people aboard? The Millennium Welcome What did Yoda say to Luke while eating dinner? Use the fork Luke. What do you call a Sith who won't fight? A Sithy. Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber? Obi Wan Baloney. What do call a smelly droid? R2DPOO What do call a droid that has wet its pants? C3PEE0 What do you call a Jedi who loves pies? Luke PieWalker? What do call captain Rex when he emailing on a phone? Captain Text What evil leader doesn’t need help reaching? Ladder the Hutt What kind of evil lord will always say goodbye? Darth Later Which rebel will always win the limbo? Han LowLow What do you call R2D2 when he’s older? R2D3 What do you call R2D2 when he’s busting to go to the toilet? R2DLoo What do call Padme’s father? Dadme What’s do you call the Death Star when its wet? The Death Spa What do call R2D2 when he climbs a tree? R2Tree2 What do you say a Jedi adding ketchup to his dinner? Use the sauce Luke. What star wars baddy is most likely to go crazy? Count KooKoo What do call Count Dooku when he’s really sad? Count Boohoo Which Jedi is most likely to trick someone? Luke Liewalker Which evil lord is most likely to be a dad? Dadda the Hutt Which rebel likes to drink through straws? Chew Sucker Which space station can you eat from? The Death bar What do call a moody rebel? Luke Sighwalker What do you call an even older droid R2D4 What do call Darth Vader with lots of scrapes? Dearth Grazer What call an evil lord on eBay? Darth Trader What do call it when an evil lord pays his mum? Darth Paid-her What do call an evil insect Darth Cicada What sith always teases? General Teasers Who's the scariest sith? Count Spooko Which sith always uses his spoon to eat his lunch Count Spoonu What evil lord has lots of people living next door? Darth Neighbour What Jedi always looks well dressed? Luke TieWalker Which evil lord works in a restaurant? Darth waiter What do you call a smelly storm trooper? A storm pooper What do you call Darth Vader digging a hole? Darth Spader What do you C3PO wetting his pants? C3PEE0 What do you call Asoka’s pet frog? Acroaka What do you call a Jedi that loves pies? Luke Piewalker What rebel loves hot drinks? Han Coco What did Leia say to Luke at the dinner table? Use the fork Luke. What do call Obi Wan eating fruit? Obi plum What do you call Obi in a band? Obi Drum What doe Luke take out at night? A Night Sabre What is the favourite cooking pot on Endor? The e Wok
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Reily Sievers (The Best Star Wars Joke Book)
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The book felt suddenly heavy in his hands. He set it down carefully upon the workbench and, by the light of his glowrod, he began turning the pages. Every page was filled with handwritten text, and his heart began pounding harder as the various words and phrases caught his attention. Jedi Council…Old Republic…Battle of Naboo…Sith Lords…Jedi Temple…Separatist Movement…Battle of Geonosis…the Clone Wars…
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Ryder Windham (Star Wars: Lives & Adventures)
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Only by knowing the path to the dark side might one know how best to avoid it.
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George Mann (Star Wars: Dark Legends)
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I’m guessing this is your first line,” Troy said. “How can you tell?” she asked. “I can tell,” he said, chuckling. “I can always tell. It’s Gabe’s first line, too.” “We were eight when the last Star Wars movie came out,” Gabe said, not looking up from his book. “Revenge of the Sith!” Troy said. “That wasn’t much of a line anyway. It was no Empire.” “Nothing is,” Elena said. Troy’s face got somber. “Hear, hear, Elena. Hear, hear.” All
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Rainbow Rowell (Kindred Spirits)
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Feeding on rage like this brings fighters to the dark side, but when they step away they can be much more receptive to the light. Not all such warriors are beyond redemption. - Luke
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Daniel Wallace (Book of Sith: Secrets from the Dark Side)
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I Love You.” When the Soul experiences memories replaying as problems, say to them mentally or silently: “I love you dear memories. I am grateful for the opportunity to free all of you and me.
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Kamailelauli'I Rafaelovich (BLUE ICE: The Relationship with The Self: MsKr SITH® Conversations, Book 1 (Dr. Hew Lena and Kamaile Rafaelovich Self I-Dentity through Ho'oponopono®, MsKr SITH® Conversations))
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It’s just like unraveling a tangle when you don’t know where the knots are, and you don’t know what the web looks like. But as you work on one section, it is connected to everything.
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Kamailelauli'I Rafaelovich (BLUE ICE: Memories and Relationships: MsKr SITH® Conversations, Book 2 (Dr. Hew Lena and Kamaile Rafaelovich Self I-Dentity through Ho'oponopono®, MsKr SITH® Conversations))
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February 12: Cytherean /sith-uh-REE-un/ Pertaining to the planet Venus; resembling the goddess Venus in beauty.
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Dae Lee (365 Days of Forgotten Words: A Daily Dictionary from Absquatulate to Zemblanity (The Everyday 365 Books))