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This is one of the many odd and unexpected little situations where you kinda find out who you are as a mother. Will you collapse onto the parking lot in the fetal position and cry for the days when you had perky boobs, bladder control, and alone time? Or will you laugh because you see the funny in being a spaced out, overwhelmed, mess?
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Stacey Hatton (I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers)