Bill Burr Jokes And Quotes

...you gotta get rid of this girl, alright? Is not gonna get any better, you did it a zillion times, you gotta go cold turky, you gotta cut her off, aright? 'cause what's gonna happen is if you stay with her, and you end up fucking getting feelings for her. she might fuck you over, and you've never loved her to begin with. Or you get married to her, and then the fucking looks go away, and you are with this fucking idiot who can't tell a joke, can't tell stories and listen to shitty music. And eventually you are gonna pull a Phil Spector, your hair is gonna be all over the place, you're gonna stick a gun in her mouth. It's gonna be horrible.

...you gotta get rid of this girl, alright? Is not gonna get any better, you did it a zillion times, you gotta go cold turkey, you gotta cut her off, aright? 'cause what's gonna happen is if you stay with her, and you end up fucking getting feelings for her, she might fuck you over, and you've never loved her to begin with. Or you get married to her, and then the fucking looks go away, and you are with this fucking idiot who can't tell a joke, can't tell stories and listen to shitty music. And eventually you are gonna pull a Phil Spector, your hair is gonna be all over the place, you're gonna stick a gun in her mouth. It's gonna be horrible.

...you gotta get rid of this girl, alright? It's not gonna get any better, you did it a zillion times, you gotta go cold turkey, you gotta cut her off, alright? 'cause what's gonna happen is if you stay with her, and you end up fucking getting feelings for her, she might fuck you over, and you've never loved her to begin with. Or you get married to her, and then the fucking looks go away, and you are with this fucking idiot who can't tell a joke, can't tell stories and listen to shitty music. And eventually you are gonna pull a Phil Spector, your hair is gonna be all over the place, you're gonna stick a gun in her mouth. It's gonna be horrible.