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Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say,
"Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.
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Rachel Caine (Ghost Town (The Morganville Vampires, #9))
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What’s the difference between Ben Franklin and a duck? One has his face on a bill; the other has a bill on his face!
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Smiley Beagle (You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids)