Beer Goggles Quotes

My plan tonight is to find some way to get my revenge on Levi. I just need to find a sweet spot between beer goggles and white girl wasted so I don’t accidentally fuck it up.

Beer goggles are no match for atrocious lighting.

You don't look better through beer goggles," she says. "The problem is you look way too fine without them. You're like a damn demigod." "Wait, just a demigod? I was shooting for Zeus." "Ask me after we ... you know." "After you see my thunderbolt?" "Jesus Christ, you're impossible.

Come on, buddy--she's pretty cute. After another beer, she'll go up to really cute.

My biggest worry is that I’m going to grind my ass back into him like a cat in heat. The beer goggles are real. As real as the shame spiral will be tomorrow.

Gazing at me with soft eyes, he says, “I’m not. You’re just drunk with afterglow.” My laugh is low and throaty. “Is that like beer goggles but with sex?

himself, he hiked through the pines toward the rear deck of the Beer Goggles Bar and Grill. It seemed early to see Jerry Blackman’s old pickup in the parking lot on a Wednesday, but Wolf decided it was a good piece of luck. He walked to the rear door and knocked three times. The barred trashcans

Mongrel A mongrel dog is the result of having beer-goggle eyes on a Friday or Saturday night and then waking up the following morning, still unsure who or what you’ve slept with. Mongrel dogs are the result of random breeding where the parents are of mixed ancestry too. Each one is unique.

who wants to go drinking and fall in love?

We often analogize our brains to computers – impartial storage apparatus tasked with housing and calling up information objectively. In reality, our brains are far more like beer goggles than supercomputers, which means that the intelligent investor must take precautions to ensure the emotion of the moment is not warping his sense of reality.