Barrel.racing Quotes

For those of you unfamiliar with barrel racing: a buzzer rings and a rider hangs on for dear life as a horse shoots off like a bat out of hell toward some big empty oil barrels placed strategically at one end of an arena and runs around them as fast as he can and then races back to the other end of the arena completely of his own free will while the rider tries not to fall off or cry because she thinks she broke her vagina and thank God the horse finally stopped and is that my pee? It's really fun.

I hope that wasn’t because of what I said about the barrel racing,” Kelsey said. “Probably me,” Cole said. “She’s sensitive. And I’m not. I’ll apologize later.