Barney Stinson Bro Code Quotes

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Article 2: "A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.
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Matt Kuhn (The Bro Code)
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Article 24: "When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.
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Matt Kuhn (The Bro Code)
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Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection." Corollary: "If there happens to be a hot chick driving the car next to the Bro, the Bro shall put his sunglasses down to get a better look. If he's not wearing his sunglasses, he will first put them on, then pull down to get a better look.
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Matt Kuhn (The Bro Code)
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ARTICLE 2 A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.
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Matt Kuhn (The Bro Code)
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ARTICLE 41 A Bro never cries.   EXCEPTIONS: Watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retire.*
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suit up
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Neil Patrick Harris (The Bro Code)
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ARTICLE 120 A Bro always calls another Bro by his last name.   EXCEPTION: If a Bro’s last name is also a racial epithet.
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Matt Kuhn (The Bro Code)
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ARTICLE 54 A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on St. Patty’s Day and other official Bro holidays, including Halloween, New Year’s Eve, and Desperation Day (February 13).
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Matt Kuhn (The Bro Code)
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ARTICLE 85 If a Bro buys a new car, he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros. COROLLARY: His Bros are required to whistle, even if they have no idea what they’re whistling at.
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Matt Kuhn (The Bro Code)
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A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.
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ARTICLE 130 If a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, he must first ask what type of car he collided with and whether it got totaled before asking if his Bro is okay.
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Matt Kuhn (The Bro Code)
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When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.
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ArtΓ­culo 37. Un Colega no estΓ‘ obligado a abrirle caballerosamente la puerta a nadie [...], ellas mismas pueden abrir las puertas. Seamos sinceros, una puerta no pesa tanto.
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Matt Kuhn (The Bro Code)