Assassination Classroom Quotes

To those who do not possess a second weapon… Are not qualified to call themselves assassins!!

The Hitmen who came to assassinate him end up being polished for the better by their target

Even teacher learns.. without growing each day how would I be able to teach my students?

I have no idea what kind of weapon will be used in World War III. But World War IV will be fought with tentacles." - Koro Sensei

School and status have nothing to do with it. Whether a fish lives in a clear stream or a water ditch, so long as it continues swimming forward, it will grow up beautifully.

The greatest joy of being a teacher, Mr.Karasuma is when a student provides a clear answer to a question you had your doubts about.

The educational policy he considers the most important isn't "what river you live in" but "How You swim in the river you live in".

you are the one who will make your life bloom in the way you want it.. that is what this class is meant to help you realize

In this class you need to take sometime to learn from your teacher's experience or you won't be able to win against me (your teacher)" Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

When I really think About it, there are two reasons why people become teachers. To show off their success and to show of their failures.

I'm living in a horror movie, all right. Only the horror doesn't have anything to do with necrophilia or black masses or crosses hung upside down, or with vampires who can't swim or zombies who work in sugar cane fields and can't stop shambling off cliffs when some guy with a jawbreaker accent says so, No, this is real life. It was running out all around him. the footprints of assassins and neo-fascists and government officials with secret closets full of tutus, private armies training in ships named after the wives of oilmen, of drunken presidents in bed with the mob and the cartels that slice up the world and stick FOR SALE signs on the pieces; while the real kings of earth lie moldering in their graves, their brains stolen away in the night and their bullet wounds altered to match storybook plots that would be laughed out of any preschool classroom. And all this while the billions sweat and grow old like the living dead, their lifeblood sucked dry by the takers of souls who need our labor to feed a hunger for power without end. The undead? What a cheapjack explanation for so much misery. There is more than enough to account for it all without falling back on the unnameable. It's already here. The trick is to see it and not flinch- there's no future in denial. It's as simple, and as enormous, as that. The truth, however bleak, was almost comforting.

- Ça ne doit pas être facile tous les jours d'être pris pour cible. ** Oh, ça ne me dérange pas. au contraire, être le cible de toutes ces attaques prouve ma valeur.

The desire was not directed at the unknown thug who had sent a bullet through the boy’s body, or at the looting bureaucrats who had hired the thug to do it, but at the boy’s teachers who had delivered him, disarmed, to the thug’s gun—at the soft, safe assassins of college classrooms who, incompetent to answer the queries of a quest for reason, took pleasure in crippling the young minds entrusted to their care.

Examined from another angle, your faults, and weaknesses can be weapons.

As you go through life, the might current of society is bound to get in your way and there will certainly be times that things don't go as you'd hoped. When this happens, don't look to society for a cause. Do not renounce society. Frankly, you'd be wasting your time. Instead just say, "That's life!" and muddle your way through with frustration. Once you're past it, consider: If society's swift current is tossing you around, how should you be swimming there in it's midst. You should have learned how, here in the E class, in this assassination classroom. You don't always have to stand and face it head-on. You can run and you can hide. If it's not against the rules, you can try a sneak attack. You can use unconventional weapons. Stay determined - not impatient nor discouraged - and with repeated trial and error, you're bound to reach a splendid outcome eventually.