Aspen Movie Quotes

In front of us, Annabelle and Aspen argue over whether black-and-white movies are amazing or archaic. Blue walks a few feet behind like he’s waiting for the pair to transition from verbal zingers to hair pulling. He wants a front-row seat for that show, and I don’t blame him.

Uncle Van was my only uncle and therefore my favorite uncle. Mom had a nickname for him, which was Van “Are You Going to Eat the Rest of That?” Branch. He lives in Hawaii, in a caretaker’s cottage on a huge estate that belongs to a Hollywood movie producer. The Hollywood producer was hardly ever there, but he must have OCD because he pays Van to go to the house every day and flush the toilets. The Hollywood producer also has a house in Aspen, and one winter the pipes froze and the toilets overflowed and wrecked a bunch of antiques so he’s totally paranoid about it happening again, even though pipes can’t freeze in Hawaii.

I guess you need to try harder then. Woo her.” Woo? What are we in a Jane Austen movie?” I’m not that surprised to hear that word come out of Aspen’s mouth. “Okay. I’ll bite. How could I go about wooing her? For just sex type purposes. Not like dating or anything, since neither of us is interested in that.” “Buy her some flowers, or a book, or share some of your secret Canadian chocolate stash with her.” “Don’t think flowers are her thing. Not sure about books. We haven’t exactly gotten to know each other. That’s really the crux. I need to convince her to take a second ride on my cock. Fuck her so hard, she’ll never want to get off.” Dev groans. “Thanks for that picture. I’m gonna need to beach my grey matter later. I’m out of this convo.