Archie Comics Quotes

I am weird, I am a weirdo. I dont fit in. And I dont want to fit in." - Jughead Jones Riverdale Archie Comics

If you love the backs of cereal boxes or still recall how much you loved the Archie comics, share all that with your child. Ingesting words, like fruit and vegetables, is just plain good for us, no matter where they are coming from.

When I was right beside Ben Matlock, I threw the Archie comic away and grabbed the biggest, thickest book I could find and turned to a random page. Then I loudly said, “What the fuck? I certainly didn’t see that shit coming.” Ben Matlock turned his back to me.

R is for Riverdale. Relatable. Right Stuff. Ravishing.

At the sound of her approach, Ben Hanscom popped up. He had a box of Junior Mints in one hand and an Archie comic book in the other. He got a good look at Bev and his mouth fell open. Under other circumstances it would have been almost funny. "Bev, what the hell--

If I'm not 100% comfortable in her world and she's not 100% comfortable in mine...then we'll make our own world.

I know I put on a brave face.. But that’s only because sometimes I don’t let myself know how scared I’m

In July 1970, the Women’s Liberation Basement Press, in Berkeley, California, launched an underground comic book called It Aint Me Babe. The cover of its first issue featured Wonder Woman marching in a rally protesting stock comic-book plots. Inside, Supergirl tells Superman to get lost, Veronica ditches Archie for Betty, Petunia Pig tells Porky Pig to cook his own dinner, and when Iggy tells Lulu “No girls allowed!” she has only one thing to say: “Fuck this shit!

Yet all the fun we had riding bicycles and kicking soccer balls counted for nothing because they were in here working, wearing paper hats and striped aprons as if they were in an Archie comic. They were already kids and we were still children.

I’ll be miserable without you.. But not as much as I would be if I stayed with you and never learned the truth

Then we’re okay? — More than okay, Ronnie… — We’re forever

Thank you, Archie — For what? — For loving me when I’m not perfect

All good things have to come an end. Sad but true!

And that's the part you can’t see! You’ve already lost me ! You just haven't let go of me yet.

Party's over! Time to get back to reality! Whatever that is!!!

And i won't settle for anything less.

In the night, he listens. "Two million cases. Two thousand deaths. Too many cries. Someone else has to hear them." In the night, he listens. And only the sound of his own voice comes to him, screaming in frustration. The cry of a lone bat. Unable to find its way.

You've gone above and beyond the call of a friend. Heck, you've gone above and beyond as a girlfriend.

Newsflash, Jughead-- The world doesn't stop just because you're having an anxiety attack.

Life is full of “what if” moments. What if we both just stopped being afraid?

What could be simpler than talking to someone you love?

Why is it that life’s so darned clumsy compared to our dreams? I guess ‘cause in our dream we have time to make things perfect … while real life keeps happening too fast for us to do anything but just hang on !

I’ll always need you, mother…

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. — Journalist Mignon McLaughlin

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, only with what you are expecting to give, which is everything. — Katharine Hepburn

Why, then, don’t we hear the same cries of “cultural appropriation” when Archie Comics’ Jewish co-CEOs green-light Archie’s murder in defense of a gay senator or Marvel’s Hispanic editor decides to make Captain America black and Thor into a woman? Why, especially, is a non-Nordic male allowed to rub his grubby fingers all over an ancient Nordic male god to suit his half-assed “progressive” agenda?

Knowing you, you could be discussing anything from how the code for the nuclear football is the same as your Subway Club Card ID to which Archie Comics character is the most fuckable … Jughead or Mr. Weatherbee.

Once there was a time when more girls than boys read comics, a time when comics for girls sold in the millions, outnumbering every other kind of comic book. And it all started with Archie.

There's still a hefty amount of protocol, and even if the bride and groom look like they've respectively stepped out of The Nightmare Before Christmas and an Archie comic, the royal tradition is---" "The brandy-soaked, raisin spotted, intestine-clogging brick known as fruitcake," Pet interrupted. "Will look and taste the same whether it was made yesterday or two decades ago. And at no time during its lengthy existence will anyone want to eat it. I've told you, the bride likes chocolate cake. Specifically and vitally, she apparently likes your Death by Chocolate fudge cake. Very little about this couple conforms to royal standards, which is half the reason the bookies are already taking revolting odds on how long the marriage will last, or if they'll actually make it to the altar. Rose is infamously a strong personality and a massive pain in her family's arse. I guarantee that however she has to bend to tradition, she'll wrangle final say over details like the inside of her cake.