Algebra Funny Quotes

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Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates.
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Bauvard (Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic)
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Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows.
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Wendy Lichtman (Secrets, Lies, and Algebra (Do The Math, #1))
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Is everything all right? Is everything all right? Hmm, hold on a minute, let me see . . . my mom is going out with my Algebra teacher, a subject I’m flunking, by the way; my best friend hates me; I’m fourteen years old and I’ve never been asked out; I don’t have any breasts; and oh, I just found out I’m the princess of Genovia.
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Meg Cabot (The Princess Diaries (The Princess Diaries, #1))
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I'm glad this happened," he said softly. I hoped it was for real,and I didn't want to talk about it too much and ruin the lovely illusion that we were a couple. So I said noncommittally, "Me too." "Because I've been trying to get you back since the seventh grade." I must have given him a very skeptical look. He laughed at my expression. "Yeah, I have a funny way of showing it. I know. But you're always on my mind. You're in the front of my mind,on the tip of my tongue. So if someone breaks a beaker in chemistry class, I raise my hand and tell Ms. Abernathy you did it. If somebody brings a copy of Playboy to class, I stuff it in your locker." "Oh!" I thought back to the January issue. "I wondered where that came from." "And if Everett Walsh tells the lunch table what a wicked kisser you are and how far he would have gotten with you if his mother hadn't come in-" I stamped my foot on the floorboard of the SUV."That is so not true! He'd already gotten as far as he was going. He's not that cute, and I had to go home and study for algebra. "-It drives me insane to the point that I tell him to shut up or I'll make him shut up right there in front of everybody. Because I am supposed to be your boyfriend, and my mother is supposed to hate you,and you're supposed to be making out with me." Twisted as this declaration was,it was the sweetest thing a boy had ever said to me.I dwelled on the soft lips that had formed the statement,and on the meaning of his words. "Okay." I scooted across the seat and nibbled the very edge of his superhero chin. "Ah," he gasped, moving both hands from the steering wheel to the seat to brace himself. "I didn't mean now.I meant in general.Your dad will come out of the house and kill me.
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Jennifer Echols (The Ex Games)
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Algebra-Read pages 7-14. Do the odd numbered problems. From what I've seen, they're all pretty odd.
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David Lubar (Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie)
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Algebra-Readpages 7-14. Do the odd numbered problems. From what I've seen, they're all pretty odd.
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David Lubar (Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie)
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If you are smart enough to add letters to math problems, you're smart enough to dig your own grave.
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Aurora
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Because it is bad enough living with a neurotic cat, a drum-playing Algebra teacher, and a woman in her last trimester of pregnancy. Throw in a dowager princess of Genovia, and I’m sorry: Book me a room on the twenty-first floor of Bellevue, because it’s the funny farm for me.
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Meg Cabot (Princess in Pink (The Princess Diaries, #5))
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My old college girlfriend asked for my help with her algebra homework Unfortunately I don't solve for ex!
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Geordan Richardson (Joke Book For Teens: Funny Jokes For 13-17 Year Olds)
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Dear Algebra, Quit asking us to find your β€˜x’, she’s not coming back! Love, Me. P.S. And don’t ask me β€˜y’ either.” -- Unknown
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Saeed Sikiru (Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them)