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There should be a phone service that turns off your phone between midnight and six A.M. every night. And if you want to make a call, you have to pick up the phone and talk to an operator: Put me through to AAA. My car battery's dead. Yes, ma'am. Put me through to Pink Dot. I need vanilla Häagen-Dazs toute de suite! Yes, ma'am. Put me through to my ex-boyfriend... I'm sorry, ma'am, the operator would say. That would be a bad idea. Now you go to bed before you do anything stupid.
Kim Gruenenfelder (A Total Waste of Makeup (Charlize Edwards, #1))
If she understood the difference between referring to me as "the gay guy" and using my name, the knowledge was lost between her vapid gaze and her single AAA-battery brain.
John Goode
Misty 2” was Bill Douglass, the operations officer and a laconic fellow who became famous for consistently neglecting marking rockets in favor of pointing the snout of his F-100 at a AAA battery and boring in with guns chattering.
Robert Coram (American Patriot: The Life and Wars of Colonel Bud Day)
You gonna be okay with that idiot car of yours? ...” “I’ve got AAA. They’ll be here. Eventually.” ... “Well, if they don’t show, give the station a call and I’ll drive over and jump you.” There was a sort of strangled non-noise. “Jump your car. Jump-start it. The cruisers have incredible batteries.” She started laughing. “Is that a Freudian slip, or are you just happy to see me?
Julia Spencer-Fleming (Out of the Deep I Cry (Rev. Clare Fergusson & Russ Van Alstyne Mysteries, #3))
AAA batteries can be used as AA batteries by wedging a tiny ball of tinfoil between the battery and the negative connector. If your spouse’s friends don’t like you, then your spouse has probably been talking trash about you behind your back. If you hate your spouse’s friends then odds are your spouse used to be, or is still just like them. Most people will default to a “No” answer when asked a yes or no question. It’s just instinct. So avoid yes or no questions. If you come into a financial windfall, seek
Raven Rockwell (Life Hacks to Make Your Life Easier: 175)