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Do you know the Guardians?” I asked Zay. “Is there some kind of club or yearly get-together where Guardians get drunk, wear funny hats, and compare war stories?
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Devon Monk (Magic for a Price (Allie Beckstrom, #9))
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Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert. Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, “Dude, I think we’re being followed.
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Smiley Beagle (You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids)