Sam Ewing Quotes

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day

When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Hard work spotlights the CHARACTER of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, some don’t turn up at all.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.